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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can a man clean his Soul?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Physicists Propose Cheaper Alternative to Particle Colliders: Supermassive Black Holes - Gizmodo

Then came..

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Logitech Announces Two New Accessories for WWDC - MacRumors

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists have just discovered an ocean at the Earth's core, challenging our understanding of the universe. - Farmingdale Observer

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Doctors And Scientists Are Revealing Things People Don't Realize Are Wildly Bad For Their Health - BuzzFeed

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can you explain the components and features of Workday HCM and recruiting? How does it compare to Oracle and SAP HCM?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Mario Smash Football primed for Switch 2's growing GameCube library - Eurogamer

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Why acetaminophen works: New discovery ends longstanding mystery - Medical Xpress

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Novavax's COVID-19-Influenza Combination and Stand-alone Influenza Vaccine Candidates Showed Robust Immune Responses and Were Well Tolerated in Initial Cohort of a Phase 3 Trial - Novavax Investor Relations

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